RELATIONSHIPS AND FOOTBALL

I know this will lead me in to troubles with ladies. You are watching the ball, its a game of do and die.. btw your team (as if u ve shares) and another uptown rival. U r shouting on top of your voice, calling an idiot your team's striker after he was robbed of the ball, as if you watching the game life in the stadium. Furthermore, the teams are European clubs (you know what i mean with crazy Kenyans abt English football). Your gal waz juz cleaning dishes, after completing her work she rushed to sitting only to find you almost hitting the TV screen and cursing a certain imbecile who missed an almost free goal. she pretends to be following the game closely but in her mind she thinking (Who is more important btw her and the ball?).

She sat there so annoyed and when you r busy watching the screen she is busy cursing you behind your back! Then all over a sudden, your team scored a fantastic goal. You jumped over the seat, up almost hitting the ceiling shouting (goooooaaaaal!) only to land on her. Then trouble starts, but as you still watching the game and you dont wanna miss even a move, you just ignore her. She starts crying, thinking that you will confort her (hell with you, in the middle of the game!..lol!),

"You don even love me, how the hell could love football more than your gal...."

Then finally she decides to leave, she goes pretending to be sleeping but thinking of what she will do to appreciate her and forget about the game you are watching.

In a few minutes she comes out of the bedroom dressed romantically thinking that she will lure you out of the screen! Romantic moves and gestures, she comes all the way and careress you 4rm behind.... "My love, you are the only i have in my life...i love you" but you never even hear a word. You are concentrating on game that you can't even feel her presence! She now becomes very annoyed and angry, rush in to the bedroom and bang the door.

After the game, your team scored many goals past that long time uptown rival, u r celebrating, rush to a fridge... dish out a champagne n start gulping like an angry doggie in jubilation! not realising that you will be denied the all good things you love!!!!

You run in to the bedroom, throw out your clothes.. then wanna start your job! Lol! she is sleeping facing the wall. But you ladies with their simple minds, you start vomiting some few romantic and charming words, she lights up and there starts life.....

Few things ladies should know:
Never interrupt your man when he is watching football. Never go near a remote control during a live match. Never criss-cross the screen during a live match. and finally: Men and football... you better love it or go away!

Ladies don hate me.