Wednesday, October 18, 2006

The Scientific Facts: The Penis Facts

You must excuse me for these. I dont like always writing shits like this, but the researchers of this forced me to do it. I am not a a scientist myself. World scientist have found in their research the following facts about the penis. I doubt its credibility esp. where it talks about masturbation. Could that be true here in Kenya, but i will leave this to my fellow bloggers.

* Penis Facts *

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons (53 Liters)

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons (132.5 liters)

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour ( 45 Kms per hour)

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour (40 Kms per hour)

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches ( 9 cm)

Average length when erect: 5.1 inches ( 13 cm)

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch ( 1.6 cm)

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches (28 cm)

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 minutes to 2 weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches ( 7.5-10 cm)

Time it takes the sperm to travel the distance: 2.5 seconds

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender,
licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.

Now people, do you believe in this?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes I believe all of those things! Interesting stuff!

SisBigBones said...

Sounds true to me, although being a scientist myself, I would like to know exactly how that research was conducted. As a point of curiosity, if the largest penis ever recorded is 11 inches, where do the 14 inch penises (trying hard not to use crude words here) on porn sites come from? LOL...just wondering

Anonymous said...

@pekiro: Another fact is that continued consumption of human semen enhances one's complexion from dark to chocolatey (if you are) and improves the feel and texture of one's skin! Ask around.

Pekiro said...

@Stewart, i agree with some

@sisbigbones, am not a scientist n whatever u give us we agree coz its ur profession. Mayb the 4teen inch penises r juz some exergerations, coz those those r juz porn images.

@Stiffys, i totally agree with u. So for dark ladies thats a nice recipe!

Anonymous said...

Hmm.. Very interesting.

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