Thursday, August 31, 2006

KIRUKI REPORT: ARTUR BROTHERS SAGA


Tired of Commission of Inquiries

Now the report on the Armenians brothers saga has bn handed to Kibaki, what actions will he take? Who will b held accountable? 4rm the Standard group attack to breach of security at JKIA. This was just waste of time n funds 4rm public cofers on forming commission of inquiry yet the responisble personalities were deported. We have many commissions of inquiries' reports pending like Goldenburg, Anglo-Leasing and Ndung'u reports, no actions has bn taken.

In my opinion, forming commissions is another form of corruption which needs another commission of inquiry to investigate the beneficiaries of the commissions' money! We live in a commission of inquiries country.

What do you think?

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

ODM-KENYA VS NARC-KENYA

Where r we heading to? Parties forming coalition, are we heading to a two party state? In my opinion, i think this is the best way bcoz having two strong parties will create a more democratic space.
Now we ve Narc-Kenya and ODM- Kenya, who is on top? There is nothing wrong wit havin the two parties, the issue here is who is the leader. As a young generation, we shuld vote out all the old guards for fresh, energetic young leaders. Do you know that 60% of Kenya's population are youths? We shuld take advantage of this. We are tired of being pushed in every direction.

Hey pple, what do you think?

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

EURO-ENGLISH

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby

English will be the official language of the European Union rather

than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that

English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-

year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this

will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be

dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and

keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the

troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like

fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be

expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are

possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have

always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the

languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as

replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from

vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil

sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu

understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted

in ze forst plas.

DIS WAR AGAINST CAPITAL FM CREW

To all Those Who Hate Seanice

The air is thick with attacks (i mean fumes filling the air), i am a Capital fm diehard fan, so any attack on the station ot its crew, i must also attack the so called "dissers" though they r fools who ve nothing to put down other than their "bullsh*ts" words.
If u ve nothing to post, pliz throw ur Keyboard away or rather dismantle ur comp. n burn down its chipsets.
To all those dissers!
- Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
- Don't you have a terribly empty feeling in your skull?

- Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
- You has a mind like a steel trap - always closed! - I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

If u think this hurts, back up n shout to ur asshole!


Thursday, August 24, 2006

Mouse meeting and other jokes..


The Great things of life. Enjoy urself on ma site.
Mouse off computer

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