Tuesday, December 19, 2006

My Wishes
Noël - Carols and Chants for Christmas. Anonymous 4. © 1993, 1996, 1999, 2003, 2005 harmonia mundi usa
Now its almost over...n its over..i mean the year 2006.....at least we gonna b relaxing or take a little rest for abt a week 4rm job stresses...i can best say apart 4rm celebrating x-mas n the new year, we will still recall the events of the year 2006..ur lows n ups..then mmmm..whats up for 2007. Some of us, i know will jam or rather take a break away 4rm the noisy cities to their rural homes. Goats, bulls n chicken must b cursing x-mas holidays.. i know thausand of these animals will die. People uniting with their relatives, n i must say majority will b meeting for the first time this year after the previous x-mas holiday.

I will taking a little break away 4rm this stressing job, my plans are..mmmm.nothing..i will over-sleep, switch off ma damn phone, in case they want me back in the city..n'takua mteja.. this is ma last post this year. For the lovers, friends, ma fellow bloggers out there....i pour all ma thanksgiving to ya all..as we prepare 2 usher in a new year.. we must stay focused n united forever. I hope one day we all come 2gether n ve a bash.

Blogs are place to unite, make friends, seek a lasting solution to a problem. I wish u all a merry x-mas and a happy new year. My next post will Jan. 2007. I summed up all these with one poem:

I may never see tomorrow. There's no written guarantee, and things that happened are history. I cannot predict the future. I cannot change the past. I have just the present moment. I must treat it as my last.

I must use this moment wisely for it soon will pass away, and be lost forever as part of yesterday. I must exercise compassion, help the fallen to their feet. Be a friend unto the friendless, make an empty life complete.

The unkind things I do today may never be undone, and friendships that I fail to win may nevermore be won. I may not have another chance on bended knees to pray, and I thank God with a humble heart for giving me this day.

Bye pple

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Nakuru: Kenya's cleanest city.

In the heart of beautiful Rift Valley lies Nakuru town. I spend my Jahmuriday in this city. I realised that, unlike other Kenyan towns and cities, it is the cleanest town in Kenya. No hawkers jamming and shouting in streets.
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The pavements are so clean. No dust. No pot holes which have tainted the images of cities like Nairobi. It has a well planned infrastucture. At nite, the city comes to life. Well lit streets, you can move without the fear of being mugged or encountering any thug. Unlike Nairobi, the town is so marvelous with its beautiful restaurants. Furthermore, do you know that the two leading Kenya's supermarkets originated from this town? Nakumatt and Tusker mattresses. There is another fast growing supermarket chain from this beautiful town which has started entering Nairobi city. It is Stagematt supermarket.


Away from the town centre are Nakuru national park, and the world's famous lake Nakuru with its flamingoes (ooh! May they do something to save this lake from extinction!).

To reduce the traffic congestion, a dual carriage way is under construction from Lanet to town centre. They should elevate this town to a ful city. It has the right facilities to become one.

Go and spend your christams holidays in this city. Its fabulous.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

My Christmas Wish For You


My Christmas wish for you, my friends
Is not a simple one
For I wish you hope and joy and peace
Days filled with warmth and sun

I wish you love and friendship too
Throughout the coming year
Lots of laughter and happiness
To fill your world with cheer

May you count your blessings, one by one
And when totaled by the lot
May you find all you've been given
To be more than what you sought

May your journeys be short, your burdens light
May your spirit never grow old
May all your clouds have silver linings
And your rainbows pots of gold

I wish this all and so much more
May all your dreams come true
May you have a Merry Christmas friends
And a happy New Year, too ..

Christmas morning
the tree, lights
carols, movies
colorful wrapping paper
gift giving
small kids, laughing, smiling
toys, clothes, dolls
batteries?
snow falling?
Santa Claus!
Kitchen aromas...
I can't believe my eyes
yams, cakes, pies,
as we settle down
for hot ham,
turkey and dressing
holding hands, bowing heads
saying our blessings.

My Chrismas Wish is for you, not me.
My Christmas wish is for caring and kindness.
My Christmas wish is for healing.
My Christmas wish is for the homeless.
My Christmas wish is for the Middle East.
My Christmas wish is for tearing down walls.
My Christmas wish is for God to give peace.
My Christmas wish is for good will to all mankind.

I wish this Christmas would be filled with joy
And presents would be given to every girl and boy.
I wish that Christmas would be filled with love
So that blessings would be sent from up above.
I wish that everyone in the world could have food to eat
I also wish they could have shoes on their feet.
I wish the hate today would end
I wonder why everyone just can't be friends.
I don't wish for presents or much for me
I just wish that everyone would be free.
I wish the homeless would find somewhere to live
I wish the selfish would learn to give.
I just wish the world would become a better place
And it wouldn't be based on my tribe or race.

Wish u all a merry christmas and a happy new year.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Well Certified!

To all the ladies, this certificate is for all the ladies who think they gonna turn their men cracy!

Friday, November 17, 2006

End Year Love

It's the ending of the year
It just began and I'm off
I was waiting for it all this time
But there is something wrong

I have something holding me back
It makes me not want to go
I wanna stay cause I have this feeling
I could do good back home

But I don't disappoint and I go
I say nothing about it
I make no big deal
And no one knows

I have this regret inside my head
Something no one could imagine
Cause I'm a weird person
I had that strange feeling

I had it for a reason
Maybe it was for really nothing
But truly I knew there was something
Maybe not yet but it could be

I knew I'd be back but I got nervous
Cause the reason I didn't want to go
Was a reason why I have this emotion now
Something new to me I think it could be real

I want to give it a try
Maybe something cool can happen
Maybe I can get in that race
The race or game they always talk about

The one with love
They say no loves the same
You got to discover it
You must not deceive

You must be true
You got to try your best
Make the best of yourself
And let your heart take care of the rest

Thursday, November 16, 2006

CITY IN THE JUNGLE!


Wednesday, November 15, 2006

CORRUPTION EATING INTO OUR ECONOMY.

As i'm posting this (today, 15th Nov. 2006), Hon. Kiraitu and Prof. Saitoti have been re-appointed to the ministerial posts (Energy and education respectively) before Anglo-leasing and Goldenburg scandals are finalised.

Rampant corruption in Kenya continues to stifle growth in East Africa's biggest economy, despite the enactment of key reforms in recent years, a continental review body said on Tuesday.

The African Peer Review Mechanism (APRM) said Kenya also needed to overhaul its outmoded constitution after previous attempts were stalled by political posturing and acrimony among the country's political parties.

"Kenya has had, and continues to have, a significant and debilitating problem of corruption," said the APRM report, which was submitted to the Pan African Parliament.

"Decades of endemic corruption have fundamentally perverted cultural values," it added.

Despite noticeable progress on reform, the country still faced many challenges including implementing strong and effective anti-corruption policies, and enacting terrorism and money-laundering laws.

The government should also restructure state expenditure and its wage bill, the report said.

President Mwai Kibaki came to power in 2002 vowing to clamp down on the graft and nepotism which had flourished under his predecessor Daniel Arap Moi.

But his government has been mired in corruption scandals -- some implicating senior officials -- which have drawn the wrath of Western donors and many of the nation's 32 million people.

Last week a senior British official said top-to-bottom corruption in Kenya had heightened the country's vulnerability to terrorism and made it an increasingly popular route for drug-traffickers.

The peer review mechanism is a cornerstone of the New Partnership for Africa's Development (NEPAD) plan under which governments subject their policies to external scrutiny.

African leaders have acknowledged that some countries are reluctant to open up to scrutiny and so far only 25 out of 53 countries in the African Union have signed up for review.

The report also assessed included Ghana and Rwanda.

It said Ghana was "an oasis of peace and tranquillity" in the tumultuous West African region, but corruption remained prevalent despite the government's policy of zero-tolerance.

The APRM applauded Rwanda's efforts to achieve national unity and reconciliation after the genocide of the 1990s, but urged the government to establish a clear land policy and remove all restrictions on political rights, among other reforms.

Now who will save us from this?

Friday, November 03, 2006

Hint Of Relationship.

What He Says and What He Means:

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the television because of the noise from the vacuum cleaner."

“You look great in that dress.”
Really means....“Wow! It’s way too short!”

"I missed you."
Really means...."My shirts need ironing, I haven’t eaten since you left and we are out of toilet paper."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means....
"We have overshot by 200 miles."

“I love you.”
Really means....“Will you have sex with me?”

“I bought you flowers.”
Really means....“The florist was having a closing down sale.

"I am listening."
Really means....“I was listening to the radio but with a bit of luck you might actually think I was listening to you.”

“I can fix it myself”
Really means....
“Look up the number of an emergency plumber.”


The difference between men and women : Talking

When a man returns home tired and weary after a hard day’s toil he needs about twenty minutes peace and quiet just to unwind from the stresses and strains he has suffered. Unfortunately when he gets home his wife needs to tell him, all the problems and issues which have developed during the day. Luckily men have developed the ability to listen, appear interested and sleep all at the same time.

If you want to make a woman happy talk more, if you want to make her really happy talk about your relationship, if you want to make her ecstatic talk about the diamond ring you are going to buy her.

Women have the ability to talk and listen at the same time - so she’s not being rude when she interrupts while you are speaking....oops! Of course, if you interrupt her while she’s talking you’re in real trouble for she knows that men can’t talk and listen at the same time (n thats a normal thing).

Never snore while a woman is talking (hell! what she talks pauselessly!). It may give her the impression that you’re not listening.

While women have developed the ability to listen to six conversations simultaneously men have developed the ability to listen to one conversation in a rowdy pub while a 100 decibel wall of sound bombards them from all around.

Male speech is minimalist. It has no place for the twists and turns, the flowery imagery and innuendo that embellishes the speech of females. Shortly after meeting a woman in a club a man is likely to say, ‘Let’s go to my place and have sex’ A woman compensates for the man’s lack of language skills by filling in the blanks. She will know that what he is trying to say in his pathetic little way is, ‘I am a desperately lonely slob with absolutely no social graces but having consumed eight pints of Tusker. I have plucked up the courage to come over and talk to you and make a complete fool of myself.’

Saturday, October 28, 2006

A few wealthy people are lording it on the majority

About 90 per cent of public expenditure on salaries and allied benefits is paid to just about 500 people. Among these are 222 Members of Parliament and just fewer than 300 other assorted fat cats.

Mr Aaron Ringera of the Kenya Anti-Corruption commission, for example, is paid Sh2.5 million a month, basically for doing next to nothing. The edifice he presides over is at best a dynastic witch-hunting outfit. But more realistically, it is a veritable white elephant that should never have been.

In this ornate white elephant edifice are another five gentlemen who "work" with Ringera. They are paid Sh1.5 million each a month for oscillating between petty political witch hunting and doing nothing. The hunters of fortune at Kacc cost Kenyans a minimum of Sh10 million a month.

In another part of Kenya, the lowest paid public university lecturer has a consolidated salary of about Sh80,000 a month. This is basically to say that the top six people in Ringera’s office earn the salary of a crying 125 lecturers, yes, 100 and 25. But that is not all.

It is common knowledge that our indolent and absentee MPs are the most pampered fellows on a public payroll anywhere in the world. It is perhaps not worth mentioning that this frivolous and gay-loving lot fixes its own pay package. To attempt to unbundle the package here will be to overwhelm my reader with a sense of nausea.

It is behind this background that the ongoing university lecturers’ strike, as well as other clamour for better terms in the public sector, ought to be looked at.

The question must be asked, What kind of society have we created? Do we seem to have created a plutocratic state in which 500 people are holding 30 million others hostage? Is the whole nation at the mercy of 222 MPs and a couple of dozen senior public officers?

At any rate, the parallels between the society today and pre-revolutionary Europe must continue disturbing those who have read history.

Just like France before the 1789 – 1792 Revolution, Parliament has become the enemy of the people, where it should be the people’s watchdog. Ours is easily the only National Assembly in the world that can give Government a blank cheque to spend billions even without interrogating the intended expenditure, as they did this week.

While the rest of the nation is evolving into a landscape of stormy discontent, people’s elected representatives have become self-pampering mascots with a keen addiction to pleasure-seeking.

When Parliament gives Government blank cheques amid brewing labour storms, then such a Parliament can no longer be counted upon to ventilate public grief.

The Cabinet, on its part, behaves like proud and exclusive nobility. It should surprise nobody that a Minister who had nothing three years ago now boasts of a fleet of 70 (yes, 70) sleek limousines and assorted real property in all the prime places you can think of in the country.

The bigger tragedy is that university lecturers seek not to redeem the nation from the decay, but to join the exclusive club of the eating chiefs. We are a people whose leadership has lost interest in the welfare of the people as well as the people’s respect, and they really do not give a damn.

Where our intellectuals should be trying to redeem Kenyans from the den of lions, they are instead jostling for space on the lions’ dining table.

Who can speak for ordinary Kenyans when Parliament, the Judiciary, the top notch of the Executive and our literati all think only of their wallets?

Who will speak for Kenyans when the grotesquely paid are also the ones with the opportunity to steal in Anglo Leasing and Goldenberg style?

Worse still, these less than 500 people are immune to the law. They can play about with Goldenberg and Anglo Leasing and ring circles around you for 16 years and beyond.

But if you thought that was the entire expanse of the tragedy, you are mistaken. For, we ordinary Kenyans are a big part of the problem.

We cannot believe it when our prophets tell us that the daily war of words between Narc-Kenya and ODM-Kenya is an exclusive members ’club dispute. ODM-Kenya and Narc-Kenya are identical twin brothers.

They are fighting over who has the right to loot Kenya and who hasn’t. They are bogus and fraudulent political outfits, whose members do not want to hear about their history.

They do not even pretend to speak for Kenya. The name of their game is power and personal wealth.

Kenya needs a new deal. Kenya needs fresh gallant men and women who can speak for her. We have no place for avaricious parliamentarians who cannot recognise a national powder keg, even when they sit on one. Nor do we have a place for university dons who crave to eat from the table of privilege amid debilitating poverty.

Kenyans should not be deceived. We are firmly in the grip of the eating chiefs.

The barking chiefs in Narc-Kenya and ODM-Kenya are eating you, alive.

They are able to gravitate across the country making all manner of political noise because you have placed food on their table; you have given them a home and security. You are educating their children in exclusive schools, and God knows what else you haven’t done for them!

University lecturers, a selfish and privileged lot in their own right, now want better sitting and eating space on the table of privilege, when they should be carrying the rest of the nation with them in the search for better things. Nobody cares about you. That is unless you can stand up for your rights and ask for a new deal from your leaders today, now.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Inappropriate Syllabus in Our Education.

Today, Thursday, 26th of October 2006, i wanna trash our education system (not only the 8-4-4 system but also the old system). As am writting this, form fours are doing their final year exams (i wish them the best wishes) while our good dons are on strike demanding salary increment. Here are the subjects and things that must be overhauled and reviewed to match with our current generation. These subjects subject us to full dilemma: Geography, History and CRE. I know majority of us here passed through this. They are conflicting in one way or the other.

History vs CRE: The first lesson in the morning is History. We were taught that man evolved through a series of stages: Homo sipilis, homo erectus, homo sapiens (the current man), there are even others called zinjathropus, kenyapithecus... historians should arrange them in order. In CRE: God created man and send him to the world (courtesy of eating the 'forbiden fruit'-- i dont know this fruit!) and told them to multiply and filled the world. It brings some confusion of which we dont know the origin of man (i believe in what the Bible tells us).

Still in History, now its about the discoveries. We were told that, the first European to set foot in Africa starting with the Portuguese voyager, Vasco Da Cama, then the missionaries like Dr. Livingstone, Dr. Krapf, Dr. Speke, the list is endles. Some of their discoveries are Cape of Good hope (now Cape Town), L. Rudolf (L. Turkana), L. Albert, Mt. Kenya, L. Victoria, etc. The issue here is: how can somebody discover a place where there were human beings? Things like this should not be taught in school. Its part and parcel of neo-colonialism.

Geography and CRE: In Geography; earth (planets) was formed when molten particles falling off from the sun gathered through gravitational force and solidify (i dont know the formation of the sun). But in CRE (Biblical point of view) , God created the earth.

My fellow bloggers, we are in 21st century (computer age, dot com generation). Relevant things (lemmie not say subjects) should be taught in our schools. Some of the relevant things are as follows:
1. In history, our children should learn how industrialised nation are where they are. How Stalin made Russia a super power? What was his policies in the 5 year development plans? How about the US. Why did it not participated in the first World War? What was the people like Wilberight and his brother thinking when they made the first aircraft? How about Bill Gates with his windows and micro-chips? And many other science discoveries.
2. In Geography, the core thing should be human geography. What is the need of studying physical geography? What is the benefit of knowing the formation of rocks, Rift Valley, volcanic mountains n so on. The thing that should be taught is the types of rocks, that there is Rift valley (it is beyond our knowledge how it was formed, only God knows).

By scrapping some unnecessary items, we will reduce the bulk in our studies. Core subjects should be highly emphasized. The subjects which are relevant to the economic growth (like science and information technology). I dont see the reason why professionalism should not be induced in our students right from the high school. Currently, the main challenges is the economy.

Monday, October 23, 2006

The "Arrogancy" and "Stupidity"

This is the earth, in my geography, as we were thought in high school, the definition or rather description of the earth is an oblate spheroid. Thats the scientific description. Sorry, i wasn't meaning to teach you geography. In global round up, i read and heard some of the most hurting things human beings does. Compiling all this reports and sums up with only two words 'arrogancy and stupidity'.

First, the father of the child Madonna adopted is crying fool over what he termed as the papers he signed for his 1 year old son's adoption. He said, "I had not realized i was signing away custody 'for good'. Our understanding was that they would educate and take care of our son just as they were doing at the orphanage, it was for the benefit of my fatherless son. When David grows up, he will returns back to his village". This is a real arrogancy and stupidity, selling your own son! Though this is a unique situation, this was 'masterminded' by poverty. But how can your child becomes an orphan when he has a father?

Secondly, The US specifically Bush administration on Iraq's attack. The Bush administration has admited the 'arrocancy and stupidity' on their Iraq invasion. Thousands of American soldiers have been killed since they invaded Iraq. Bush admitted, "Our goal in Iraq is clear and unchanging."

Locally, our own prezzo. He is so arrogant that he has no other respectful words to address the public apart from 'Ubumbavu'. He finds it so easy and simple to call his people 'wabumbavu'.

So judging 'arrogancy' and 'stupidity', it starts with leader. Whether the head of the house or the country, thus will be passed along the lifeline of their offsprings.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

The Scientific Facts: The Penis Facts

You must excuse me for these. I dont like always writing shits like this, but the researchers of this forced me to do it. I am not a a scientist myself. World scientist have found in their research the following facts about the penis. I doubt its credibility esp. where it talks about masturbation. Could that be true here in Kenya, but i will leave this to my fellow bloggers.

* Penis Facts *

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons (53 Liters)

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons (132.5 liters)

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour ( 45 Kms per hour)

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour (40 Kms per hour)

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches ( 9 cm)

Average length when erect: 5.1 inches ( 13 cm)

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch ( 1.6 cm)

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches (28 cm)

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 minutes to 2 weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches ( 7.5-10 cm)

Time it takes the sperm to travel the distance: 2.5 seconds

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender,
licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.

Now people, do you believe in this?

Friday, October 06, 2006

Celebs and Radion Stations.

Talking of celebrities being Sexiest Kenyans by Stackofstiffys here is another field where they consider hiring music celebs as means to lure more listeners ( i mean radio and Television stations). I pull out this exerpt 4rm today's pulse magazine. Do you think a station can be more popular if they hire this group of Kenyans?

In the past it was fashionable to hire musicians to host shows on FM stations. However, the craze has since lost its following and celebrities currently on air are few and far between.

Collo

Tallia

A few years ago, it seemed as if all the local FM stations were competing to hire musicians as presenters on their shows. In fact, at one time leading stations such as Kiss FM had musical acts like Klepto’s Collo and Tattuu’s Debbie Asila. At Y-FM (now Hot FM), controversial genge rapper Nonini landed the prestigious position of breakfast show host, while Mwafrika was the evening ‘Da Joint’ presenter. Nazizi was at Easy FM (then Nation FM) with Tallia and Kris Darlin. Capital FM had former Coca-Cola popstar singer Sanaipei Tande. Even neo soul singer Didge was co-hosting a show on television — VIPI — with Mongolo. Some of these musicians have since moved on, for various reasons…

Nonini, one of the most controversial rappers, grew up in Calif Estate, where sheng is widely spoken. As most young people speak, and identify with, the colloquial language he was the perfect candidate as a presenter for Y-FM — a station targeting youth. Nonini even had a ‘sheng academy’ section incorporated into the show, where he analysed sheng words and sentences. However, the segment was later cut out after parents complained, saying that it would lead to students not performing well in Kiswahili examinations. Nonini says he quit because he felt unable to juggle his musical career and his job. After trying to compromise the two in vain, he eventually left the station. "I had to choose between my music career or radio." He adds that his music suffered during his stint as a presenter, because all his concentration was devoted to the radio show. "There is a lot of research work that’s needed when you are a host and that took almost all my free time," he says. Mwafrika (Makarius Ouma) was also another artiste on Y-FM hosting ‘Da Joint’ show, which was scrapped in July this year. It focused on underground music and musicians, so it made perfect sense to have one as their host. Kiss FM approached camera loving and the most outspoken of the Kleptomaniax, Collo, in October 2004 to work for them. He even ditched his trademark Bata bullets and switched to more formal attire. After three months of training, he became a co-host on the mid-morning show with Olivia Otieno. He was then transferred to the Saturday ‘Homeboyz Show’, but was fired when the station decided to downsize their staff. Collo, however, claims that leaving the station was his own decision as he felt he needed to concentrate on his music. "Having a show on Saturday was colliding with my gigs, as many are over the weekend and this meant I could not go for them."

Debbie Asila joined Kiss FM as a trainee and co-hosted the Saturday ‘Top 30 Charts’ programme with Maina Kageni. She had previously been doing voice overs at the station. Debbie says she only became an employee of Kiss in August this year and is now hosting the reggae show with Kajairo. Sanaipei Tande formerly of Sema, was slotted in to co-host the ‘Hits Not Homework’ show at Capital FM with Eve de Souza. However, she hardly got to say a word and left before her presence could be felt. However, she has just landed another job at the Kiss FM and has just concluded her training.

Nonini

Sanaipei

Soul child Didge has also joined radio "by default". He had gone for an interview at Easy FM during the East Africa Countdown — a show hosted by Tallia Oyando. After the interview he was asked if he would like to co-host the programme with her, an offer he took up. He is usually on air, unless otherwise occupied with gigs. Nazizi Hirji also had a short stint at Easy FM, co-hosting the reggae show with Kris Darlin and Tallia Oyando.

Tallia chose a career as a radio presenter over that as a musician. She joined Nation FM in 2003 hosting ‘Top Ten Till Ten’ and hosted other shows before settling on the reggae show. Sheila Mwanyigah is another musician who has stayed on in the radio business. She is now Easy FM’s Acting Head of Radio. Even top radio presenters Maina Kageni and Jimmi Gathu were once musicians. Maina was a member of Ebony Affair and released a single before joining Capital FM.

So what was the attraction of hiring celebrities as radio presenters?

Nonini says Y-FM’s Programmes Controller contacted him after watching him host a documentary that was based on Calif. "I think he liked the way I conducted myself and narrated the story," says Nonini. The rapper states that the influx of musicians at radio stations was as a result of their popularity. He explains that radio stations hire musicians in order to ride on their fame and use them as crowd pullers. "That’s definite, my status as a musician influenced me being taken up to host the show."

Citizen radio and TV’s Group’s Radio Programmes Director, Fred Afune, agrees that by hiring a recognised artiste they are bound to attract listeners, especially fans of the particular musician. However, he is quick to add that this was not the main consideration when they sought out Nonini to co-host the breakfast show. "He is street smart and his attitude suited the personality the station was looking for, for that position."

Mwafrika also feels he got the job because the producers wanted someone who was familiar with hip-hop and it had nothing to do with his music career, a statement Afune agrees with. "We felt Mwafrika was the right person for the job as he has a vast knowledge on hip-hop and is very passionate about it. He was also in college at the time we hired him and the then Y-FM was looking for this kind of person as he had the influence of his mates," says Afune.

The freestyle hip-hop king — who was recently honoured as one of the finest underground emcees internationally — has his music enjoying air time in Telesur, Venezuela, on one of Latin America’s newest broadcasting stations that is playing alternative music. The singer also features in the global remix album, The African Way that also includes rapper K’naan (a Canadian-based Somali rapper) and Godessa (from South Africa).

Didge

Nazizi

Collo is another celeb who does not think the station hired him because he was part of the Klepto trio. "In radio I was Collins Majale and not Collo. They took me on because of my creativity. I could connect with the listeners and could converse and not just anyone can do this. It’s got nothing to do with my music career." Kiss FM Programmes Controller, James Njoroge, echoes these sentiments, saying that the station does not take the fact that the person they hire is a musician or not into consideration, it’s how one performs that matters. "Everyone does add value when employed at the station," adds Njoroge. Collo recently got himself a job in the UK as a public relations officer and consultant for a non-governmental organization. However, he is still in Kenya amidst rumours that he is not liquid enough to fly back to the UK.

But Didge supports Nonini’s theory that their celebrity status influenced their being hired. "If an artiste is going to give you better ratings then why not hire them? The producer said I sound good, natural and made lots of jokes, and so was perfect for radio and Talia was also cool with the idea." However, Didge also confesses to have a love for the electronic media, as he considers himself a multi-talented artiste and this was a chance he would not have passed up.

Now it seems as though the stations have abandoned their penchant for musicians and switched to deejays. The Homeboyz are at Kiss FM; DJ Pinye is at Easy FM and NTV; Code Red and DJ Adrian are at Capital and Blackstar host a show dubbed ‘Extreme Videos’ on Citizen.

Is there a reason behind it?

Afune says that most of the musicians were disappointing as they did not deliver on radio. "They project a certain personality that did not transfer on radio. Most were not spontaneous and their presence did not raise ratings or increase listenership."

Kenya is not the only country in which popular showbiz personalities are taken on to add a touch of glamour to radio stations.

Debbie

Nikki

In Uganda, former Coca-Cola popstars Blu 3 members are presenters on various stations. Singing sensation Juliana Kanyomozi is also a presenter on the country’s Capital FM.

On an international level, hip-hop superstar Eminem has launched a satellite radio but does not necessarily host shows on it.

Former co-CEO of Roc-A-Fella, Damon Dash, also had his share of radio experience when he hosted a radio show called ROC radio, a Sunday show on New York radio station Power 105.1. However, it is the Snoop Doggy Dogg syndicated ‘The Big Snoop Radio Show’ that is perhaps the biggest show to be associated with an artiste. The show was first aired on Power 106 in Los Angeles in 2000 and became a huge success, noticeably increasing the station’s ratings. The four-hour programme plays a mix of new and old school tracks of R&B and hip-hop, as well as hosting in-studio interviews with artistes.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Love Juggling... Good Inspirations

The word 'tantra' means the capacity of expansion, that which goes expanding. Sex shrinks you, Tantra expands you. It is the same energy, but it takes a turn. It is no longer selfish, no longer self-centered. It starts spreading - it starts spreading to the whole existence. In sex, for a moment you can attain to the orgasm, and at a great cost. In Tantra you can live in the orgasm twenty-four hours a day, because your very energy becomes orgasmic. And your meeting is no longer with any individual person: your meeting is with the universe itself. You see a tree, you see a flower, you see a star, and there is something like orgasm happening.




And about sex also people are very, very worried. That very worry and that very effort to do something is the problem. Sex happens; it is not a thing that you have to do. So you have to learn the eastern attitude toward sex, the Tantra attitude. The Tantra attitude is that you be loving to a person. There is no need to plan, there is no need to rehearse in the mind. There is no need to do anything in particular: just be loving and available. Go on playing with each other's energy. And when you start making love, there is no need to make it great. Otherwise you will be pretending and so will the other person. He will pretend that he is a great lover and you will pretend that you are a great lover ... and both are unsatisfied! There is no need to pose anything. It is a very silent prayer. Making love is meditation. It is sacred, it is the holiest of holies. So while you are making love to a man go very slowly ... with taste, taking in every flavor of it. And very slowly: there is no hurry, no need to hurry, enough time is there.

THE OPEN SECRET




If you can go on growing in this intimacy, which is no more excitement, then the joy will arise: first excitement, then love, then joy. Joy is the ultimate product, the fulfillment. Excitement is just a beginning, a triggering; it is not the end. And those who finish at excitement will never know what love is, will never know the mystery of love, will never know the joy of love. They will know sensations, excitement, passionate fever, but they will never know the grace that is love. They will never know how beautiful it is to úbe with a person with no excitement but with silence, with no words, with no effort to do anything. Just being together, sharing one space, one being, sharing each other, not thinking of what to do, what to say, where to go, how to enjoy; all those things are gone. The storm is over and there is silence. And it is not that you will not make love but it will not be a making really; it will be a love happening. It will happen out of grace, out of silence, out of rhythm; it will arise from your depths, it will not be bodily really. There is a sex which is spiritual, which has nothing to do with the body. Although the body partakes in it, participates in it, it is not the source of it. Then sex takes on the color of Tantra, only then.


And this merger should not become unconscious, otherwise you miss the point. Then it is a beautiful sex act, but not transformation. It is beautiful, nothing is wrong in it , but it is not transformation. And if it is unconscious then you will always be moving in a rut. Again and again you will want to have this experience. The experience is beautiful as far as it goes, but it will become a routine. And each time you have it, again more desire is created. he more you have it, the more you desire it, and you move in a viscous circle. You don't grow, you just rotate. Rotation is bad, because then growth is not happening. Then energy is simply wasted. Even if the experience is good, the energy is wasted, because much more was possible. And it was just at the corner, just a turn, and much more was possible. With the same energy the divine could have been achieved. With the same energy the ultimate ecstasy is possible, and you are wasting that energy in momentary experiences. And by and by those experiences will become boring, because repeated again and again, everything becomes boring. When the newness is lost, boredom is created. If you remain alert you will see: first, changes of energy in the body, second, dropping of the thoughts from the mind; and third, dropping of the ego from the heart.



Thursday, September 28, 2006

A Little Spin


Kenya has really changed. Think of the olden days when you could sleep behind cells if not torture chambers if u ever uttered something against the government! Thanks to democracy which have open a huge personal opinion space. Great dedication goes to all those who push for multipartism in this lovely country. Gone are those days.

Watching whats happening on the streets, on tv screen and reading on newspapers forced me to edit this editorial. As i had said in another post that corruption is a vice, it has refused to get out of our leaders. Yesterday we saw the demonstration of ODM fans (i use fans bcoz political parties currently in Kenya are like football clubs, it depends on who u support thus u r a fan) demanding the resignation of the good old KACC chief.

To be precise, i support them because Ringera has not committed himself to eradicating corruption and dealing with the corrupt tycoons. He is just there to wait for his fat monthly payslip of kshs. 2 million courtesy of tax payers. While Kibaki is keeping it to himself, a self proclaim queen of constitution affairs ministry is shouting to all her might that she will never sack king of KACC. The 'queen' released a 'list of shame', so what is the next step? She has never acted! If this is the trend, expect soon for the release of Chomondley for lack of enough evidence after manslaughter!

Ohhh! where r we heading to? Will ever see a change? Corruption is infused in Kenyans' bloods that it has refused to go. Lets all arise and fight this evil.

But what do you think? Do you think Ringera should stay or go? Over to you.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

KENYA IS OUR COUNTRY: Who has Got Any Issues With Us?

I love Kenya, its my motherland. Najivunia kuwa Mkenya, though sometimes i ve to vumulia. But that cann't carry me away 4rm loving it. Think of this beautiful country with great pple. I am wrtting this bcoz of one thing i read in today's paper (Daily Nation). Yesterday Mr. Bush was having a breakfast meeting with Tanzanian president Jakaya Kikwete, do u know what they discussed?..the 'political instability' in Kenya! I am asking this, which country is more stable btw Kenya and Tanzania? Tz lags behind economically bcoz of its past leadership..thats communism. Who is Kikwete to comment abt Kenyan domestic issues. Is he our gava spokesman? He has more burning issues to give Tanzanians: to deliver TZ 4rm poverty and femine than to discuss political issues abt Kenya. Thats why Kenya shuld consider before joining EAC. As Kenyans, if that is passed thro a referundum, we shuld vote no. The discussion will affect the cordial relationship between Kenya and Tanzania. There were Kenya's representative in US who would have been consulted if there were any political instability.

There were Darfur, Somalia, DRC and even Uganda conficts which cause more instability in the region. Why didn't they try to find out lasting solution to this. Furthermore, when they were saying this, Kenya is enjoying international limelight as a hub where peace is coined and is a regional economic hub. What do Tanzanians have pride in? Their communism failed them.

We are satisfied being Kenyans. Tunajivunia kuwa Wakenya.

Over to you pple.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

CORRUPTION IN KENYA

Githongo back to breath behind Kibaki’s neck


The corruption vice that has haunted Kibaki's administration might hit a new height if former czar chief Githongo returns to Kenya.

He once served President Kibaki as a loyal anti-corruption czar, but today he is turning out to be the biggest nightmare for his former boss and close friend of his father. The former Permanent Secretary for Ethics, could well define Narc Government’s political future.

Just after the President sat back to watch the ghost of Anglo Leasing, which pushed his Government to the threshold of a political abyss, sink, it now appears it has found its way back.

The ghost, which sprung from the Sh7 billion twin forensic kit and passport controversial projects awarded to a shadowy firm, could soon be straddling the land in the form of his former Ethics and Governance Permanent Secretary John Githongo.

The last time it swept across Kenya, the Anglo Leasing gale swept two ministers closest to the President – David Mwiraria (Finance) and Kiraitu Murungi (Justice) – out of the Cabinet. Several others, including Vice President Moody Awori, under whom the Immigrations department fell, was left hanging onto the post by the skin of the teeth.

With last week’s address by the man who released tapes suggesting Kiraitu tried to slow him down while investigating the scandals, Githongo has refocused attention a matter that had needled Kibaki’s administration for long. And he spoke just when attention was riveted on the raging Orange Democratic Movement of Kenya and the Narc Kenya.

Could corruption be the platform on which next year’s election will be fought? And what is Githongo’s place in the fast changing streak of events? Githongo stirred the embers of the slackening war against corruption, and the debate on whether it’s on course is back on the lips. That is why hot on the heels of Githongo’s speech in the US, KACC director Aaron Ringera mounted the platform to announce, yet again, that some accounts were to be frozen soon. Of course there are those who argued that making the announcement alone, instead of doing it stealthily, gave the owners of the suspect bulging accounts time to transfer the money.

And in the last one—month there have been developments on both the local and international scene, suggesting a tough time ahead for the president on the graft front.

Githongo may, as an individual, prove a much bigger headache for the president than initially anticipated and, in the long run, his anti—corruption crusade in Europe and the US could highly dent KACC’s image.

It came against the backdrop of claims that Ringera’s team has lost the fire to fight graft and is merely pandering to the whims of those in power and reacting only to media reports.

The question critics ask is whether something tangible will come from Ringera this time round given that he has previously talked tough about what Kacc plans for the corrupt, especially when the Government appears to be coming under intense scrutiny over corruption, with no commensurate action.

It is lost to worth noting that soon after the President’s former anti—corruption czar delivered his address in Washington DC, the US President George W Bush talked directly about corruption in Kenya and asked the Government to urgently address the problem.

Even if only by sheer coincidence, the statements by Mr Bush and Mr Githongo in the US came only a few weeks after a similarly scathing criticism of the Government’s war on corruption by the Senator of the State of Illinois, Barrack Obama, whose speech is said to have had the tacit approval of the US Government.

It is also significant that Mr Githongo, who is officially living in the UK, spoke even as the UK High Commissioner to Kenya, Adam Wood, echoed the sentiments of President Bush about the lack of political will to fight corruption in the country. Mr wood questioned why the Government has never prosecuted the tops guns implicated in Anglo Leasing, the biggest scandal yet to rock the administration of President Kibaki.

He said his Government would only take the Government’s anti—corruption war seriously, first, if it showed its commitment to either clear or prosecute the ministers who resigned in the wake of the Anglo Leasing scandal last year and, two, the Kenya anti—Corruption Commission completed investigations into the affair and the Attorney initiated genuine prosecutions.

Instead—and this has not only been the concern of the international community but also that of the local citizens—very little, as Githongo lamented, is being done with regard to Anglo Leasing scandal.

Mr Githongo particularly finds it inexplicable that the Government has showed little interest in pursuing the evidence he adduced last year to various Government agencies, prompting him to place the blame for the stalled anti—corruption war squarely at the door steps of the President and the enormous constitutional powers vested in that office.

And, even though his father was close to Kibaki and by extension he became close to the President himself, Githongo sudden resignation last year and his consistent criticism of the Government’s anti—corruption war around the world is defining the country’s global image and diplomatic relations between the Kibaki administration and its bilateral partners. Kenya’s relations with the US and Europe generally are today being defined by what the foreign nations seem to understand as the Government’s preferred mode of handling the twin issues of corruption and tribalism.

That Kenya’s main international partners are beginning to define their nature of diplomatic relations with the country on the basis of corruption-related issues from the prism of Githongo, and that tribalism as a national challenge has been elevated to diplomatic levels, is evidenced in not just the otherwise telling speeches of George W. Bush and other diplomats but also from the fact that the issues are becoming part of the brief the countries are outlining for the envoys being accredited to Nairobi.

It could have been coincidental, but it was certainly significant, that just days before Obama visited the country last month; the US Government was also posting Mr Michael Ranneberger as its new ambassador to Nairobi. Amid reports that the US, through its new envoy to Nairobi, plans to address corruption and tribalism in Kenya more forcefully, it is certainly not by chance that its intelligence network in Nairobi was keen on collecting information about what Kenyans think about tribalism and corruption. It is understood that part of their findings are what Mr Obama talked about in his address at the University of Nairobi.

This sort of diplomatic movements and reorientation of policy towards Kenya was first triggered partly by public concerns over corruption, but mainly by Githongo’s departure last year. And now that Mr Githongo has indicated he plans to return to Kenya, what he says and does with regard to corruption and tribalism in the next few weeks is likely to have greater political implications for the Kibaki administration.

The timing of his disclosure of plans to return is particularly significant because it just when the Government is grappling with how to handle pressure for constitutional reforms only months to the general election. In his speech in the Washington DC last week, Githongo said the fear of losing General Elections and opposition to constitutional reforms that may reduce presidential powers could have given rise to the Anglo Leasing scandal as Kibaki’s political allies desperately struggled to fend off, even raise money to buy off, the opposition.

His coming back therefore is definitely exciting the local political opposition. It also raises eyebrows in Government circles, a fact that may just heighten concerns over how to handle his security. The biggest headache however remains; what is he now up to and how much does he know that he wants to spill?

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